An Update in Bullet points

• you can actually hear tarantulas run they´re so massive


• my neighbors use corn kernels to score the Euchre-like card game Truco


• I found an asymmetrical horse shoe on the street last time I was in Asuncion, I swear it looks almost hand forged


• Not being sure if I even know english with reading coöperate in the New Yorker; when did we start using any kind of accents or umlauts


• I saw a nursing cat drink its own milk


• there is a snack food here called Yes Yes that is ecofoam packing peanuts covered in ¨flavors¨ such as egg and sandwich


• after I bought my broom in pueblo I biked home with it sticking out the back of my bike, very witch-like


• one of my friends lives in a site called Tebicuarymi which translates to Little Anus Liquid


• my straight edge is my machete